Seriously, are you kidding me? Ironman Santa Rosa on top of everything else we have going on,,,,who the hell thought of doing that just 10 days after they retire? Duh,,,,that was me,,,,the idiot who writes these blogs and just signed me and my wife up for a 1/2 Ironman,,,,in July,,,,in Santa Rosa, Ca, USA!
Yes, honey,,,,let’s buy another large cruising sailboat, get you to move back onto it as your house, sell our actual house, put most of our stuff in storage, teach the Great Dane to live on the boat, move the family onto the boat, retire,,,,,,and then go do a 1/2 Ironman just 10 days AFTER all of these things are accomplished. Holy Hell, should be a fun next (7) months. Wow, I’m getting hives just thinking about it all. Time to start training!